Started From The Bottom…

NOW WE STILL AT THE BOTTOM

In the words of the great Tyler Durden, “We are all part of the same compost heap.” So, I would like to personally welcome you, my fellow heaps of trash.
As we embark on our journey towards decomposition, incineration, or the uploading of our consciousness to the cloud, there’s a lot of shit we have to deal with on the way.
Maybe you’ve stumbled across this site to take a break from:

  • trying to spread yourself between 15 credits, working part time, and that killer hangover or
  • your bleak, black hole of a relationship or
  • the regret of not purchasing $20 in bitcoins 9 years ago or
  • that killer hangover again or
  • the fact that Logan Paul kid owns a $6.55 million dollar home, but
  • ONCE YOU’VE FINALLY SAVED UP ENOUGH TO GO TO DISNEYLAND, YOU FIND THE FOOD INSIDE IS SO EXPENSIVE THAT YOU’RE EATING A USED CLAM CHOWDER BREAD BOWL OUT OF THE TRASHCAN (yes, it happens to the best of us)

Man. That’s a lot of shit.

Yeah, yeah, think positive, good vibes and all, but sometimes all we really need is to just bitch.
Bitch it alllll out.

And if we’re going to bitch, we might as well do it artistically.
So, join me as I bitch about life to your favorite songs. 

Tune in every week for a new parody of your favorite bangers.

 

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